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A Very Merry Unbirthday (Celebrating Life On Purpose)

Yesterday morning, as I walked into my office I was greeted to a wonderful chorus of friendly “Happy Birthday” messages. By the time I got to my desk, I had also discovered that there was a lunch planned for the whole group in my honor. At first, it took me by surprise. It’s not because [...]

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If the World Ends 6 Days from Now…

I found an interesting website through twitter today and it made me think about a few things. The website is for a group who honestly believe that the world is going to end on May 21, 2011. The actual date was predicted by a guy named Harold Camping who is President and General Manager of [...]

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What to do with my first $1,000,000?

I’m probably jumping the gun a little but I really think I need to have a backup plan just in case I don’t reach my short-term target of a $10,000,000 net worth. What if I only end up at $1,000,000? I need to think about these things! 1. Celebrate When I’ve hit this traditionally “rich” [...]

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Everyone Needs To See This Brain Teaser

Are you a left-brain (logic) or a right-brain (big-picture) thinker? When I first saw this I concluded that it must be turning in the same direction all the time. Then, suddenly, the thing turned in mid-stream and started turning the opposite direction! Of course, this is all based on how my mind was processing the [...]

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Top Ten Meaningless Comments – Part 2

As many of you have read in my previous post, I looked long and hard for the Top Ten Comments That Work In Any Situation to save you time when leaving posts around the web. I fully intended to update my list sooner but I’ve been too busy and basically that’s my only excuse. WARNING: [...]

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A Dark and Stormy Night – Interlude

If you are just finding this story for the first time then STOP HERE! You need to read part 1 of the story: Dark and Stormy Night – The Setup before you move on to part two: Interlude. As you may have read, this is a challenge from dcrblogs.com that I have decided to put [...]

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A Dark and Stormy Night – The Setup

I was challenged twice in one week by dcrblogs.com. The first challenge has been started here with my viral link story. Since I knew it would take a very long time (and I don’t always have a very long time to write) I thought I would break it up into a few different posts. I’m [...]

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Useless Office Chatter

I had an interesting experience the other day. I was in the mood for another coffee so I decided to go for a walk to the coffee room. As I entered, another employee was standing there making herself a tea. I said, “Hello” and she replied, “It’s tea time” then walked out. As I thought [...]

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How To Create Your Own Empire in 30 Days – Pt 2

In How To Create Your Own Empire Pt 1, I revealed the first three ways you can create your own Empire – Must have an Emperor, Must have a territory and must have a core and a periphery. In today’s post, I discuss the last three items: Create Your Own Religion Dominate Your Domain You [...]

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How To Create Your Own Empire in 30 Days – Pt 1

Creating your own Empire is not a simple task. It took the Roman Republic 150 years to become the Roman Empire (Imperium Romanum.) In this post I am going to tell you how to do the same thing in as little as one month. Before I get into the details, let’s just define the requirements [...]

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